Calabasses

TWERK ON THE GREEN

Ass Not Allowed at the Country Club? Come to Calabasses.

Calabasas said no. Calabasses says oh hell yes.

Their country club has golf. Ours has glutes.

From gated community to peach paradise.

Cala-BASS-as: Where thiccness is currency.

Rejected by the 1%, embraced by the baddest 99%.

Country clubs are for dads. Calabasses is for dimes.

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